yoyoyo

Jul 24

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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friendsofeveryonefoxy:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

that is fucking xiaolin as shit right there

friendsofeveryonefoxy:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

that is fucking xiaolin as shit right there

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yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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