so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
u lucky he holdin me back bitch
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plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
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My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
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that is fucking xiaolin as shit right there
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i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
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if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside
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shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
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